PEOPLE YOU SPEND MOST OF YOUR DAY WITH
16/08/12 17.59
When you think of it, we spend most of our week with people we get paid to stand beside rather than people we would stand beside for free. Ie work colleagues.
I probably wouldnt need paid to stand beside my son or my mother for instance.
Don't get me wrong, im not going to burst into a Sound of Music tra la la I love My Work Colleagues song and dance but I will say they are generally funny people and we get through the day by having a laugh.
(Some are tossers though!!!)
PIctured below are 3 of them who were dying to be in this blog. I mean Michael (that's the boy one), actually begged, and offered me a banana. Thats not a euphemism for something else. He was the butt of our jokes today and if you knew you would find that hilarious because he has a BUTT you could rest a pint on.
Unfortunately for him, he said he had a belly you could rest a wine glass. I don't know how that would work unless you waddled like a duck as surely if you were lying down, you would end up in a right mess.
His trousers were crazily tight today, it got to the point he was actually telling people starting their shift "ok i know my shirts tight, i know my trousers are tight, so we can just get that out the way and get on with our day."
HERE IS A PICTURE OF MICHAEL AND HIS CRAZY TIGHT TROUSERS.
When you think of it, we spend most of our week with people we get paid to stand beside rather than people we would stand beside for free. Ie work colleagues.
I probably wouldnt need paid to stand beside my son or my mother for instance.
Don't get me wrong, im not going to burst into a Sound of Music tra la la I love My Work Colleagues song and dance but I will say they are generally funny people and we get through the day by having a laugh.
(Some are tossers though!!!)
PIctured below are 3 of them who were dying to be in this blog. I mean Michael (that's the boy one), actually begged, and offered me a banana. Thats not a euphemism for something else. He was the butt of our jokes today and if you knew you would find that hilarious because he has a BUTT you could rest a pint on.
Unfortunately for him, he said he had a belly you could rest a wine glass. I don't know how that would work unless you waddled like a duck as surely if you were lying down, you would end up in a right mess.
His trousers were crazily tight today, it got to the point he was actually telling people starting their shift "ok i know my shirts tight, i know my trousers are tight, so we can just get that out the way and get on with our day."
HERE IS A PICTURE OF MICHAEL AND HIS CRAZY TIGHT TROUSERS.
The Blonde chick is Louise Barber. A few quotes from her, are as below. She has her witty moments, not all the time, sigga sigga
Her boyfriend said he didnt like female barbers,,,she says "But im a female barber!!!'
"I could go out and get riddled any time i want."
"Id love to go without a bra, but people would say 'what are those lumps above your knees!"
The other one is Kirsty, fae Cumnock. I say 'fae' because that's how they talk, not how I talk. The people there say 'Wit do ye cry it?' which apparently means "what do you call it?"
Eleeeeeeven means Eleven, its really confusing. She is going to a wedding tomorrow and said she was wearing a yellow maxi dress but 'not an in yer face crazy yellow, just a nice one!"
These are the people who made my mood what it was today. Following on, I have more today and will share what I have written today.
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