WHY DO WE HAVE TO BE WITH SOMEONE
04/09/12
Jaclyn and I went for a drive and for dinner last night and were talking about how to two of us are going to be single forever.
Neither of us have really had a serious boyfriend in the five and half years we have known each other, but thats mostly through choice.
I dont think i could ever get someone to wise up to me. A lot of people don't understand my sense of humour. I know some people think "WTF" haha, or maybe tell me to use my 'inside voice."
Im not the easiest to understand, I like debates, arguments, passion, chubby hairy men, and men taller than me with their own teeth.
For some reason, I can never find anyone who can drive or ever have credit in their phone either. Its not that im fussy, maybe i am, but i simply do not want a boyfriend.
Just as well cos im Goddam ugly anyway.
I remember a guy texting once and asked what i was up to. I said "Watching Glee and cutting my toenails." NO reply!!! Shocker.
I used to be married,OMG HER??? i hear you cry.
Here's a wedding picture for a laugh. Check out that dress. I was 18 and crazy. Look at little Reisse.
Our wedding day was something straight out of a soap opera, I wont say which one in case people say the SCheme. We had a posh meal at a fancy hotel, with 10 people there, we couldnt afford any more than that.
After that we had everyone back to our flat, had a limbo party and i wore a denim mini dress at night and we had a limbo party. My bridesmaid snogged all the male guests and threw up in the toilet and we went to the local nightclub and danced to Aerosmith as the first dance.
Ach fast forward 13 years and here I am. I know Reisse would love me to find someone but the truth be told, I would get annoyed if someone was sitting beside me right now. I like my own company even though i do talk to myself a lot and once i got out the bath and swung my hair around like a l'oreal advert, it was so long and got wedged under my boob.
I dont think a guy would appreciate that kind of stuff.
Reisse used to try and set me up with people. He once gave my phone number to a waiter in a restaurant when he was 9 while i was at the toilet. I came back to the table and the poor guy says "Look im really sorry, and your son was sweet to do this but i'm engaged!!' I was mortified, had to convince him it was nothing to do with me.
He would stand behind men in Morrisons' or something whispering "what about him, he's kinda cute. Ill tap him on the shoulder so he turns round."
I went speed dating once for a laugh a few years ago and my friend and I got a bit pissed before it. We met one guy whose nose was practically on the other side of his face, one man who kept pulling out pictures of his children and crying because he wasn't allowed to see them and the last one was the funniest.
When we got there, you got 3 minutes with each person and there was one less man than women so there was a gap for a woman to be sitting on her own for a while. One woman was beside me getting on really well with some guy with no hair. They were having a laugh, while i waited. I didnt mind, i was drunk anyway.
By the time he got to me, we shook hands and started talking. Literally after he asked me name, Bridget Jones butted in and said "Sorry to interupt but are you actually interested in him?" she asked me, gesturing to her Black Widow mate.
I said "Well, I dont know, i havent had a chance to talk to him yet."
She shrieks "Well can I have him back then, we were talking and im probably going to go home with him." I was buckled.
The guy to be fair wasnt really that fussed.
I think she left with him, they probably have 2 children now, Edward and Marybelle, either that or she drunk herself into the gutter after he left before the morning coffee!!!
My question is this: Why do we have to be with someone, why are you feeling inadequate if you stay single?
Obviously your life may be a bit happier if you're with someone but it has to be the right person. I would rather be alone than unhappy again in a relationship. I won't make that mistake again.
On the one hand, life is short to spend it on your own but should you compromise?
Jaclyn and I went for a drive and for dinner last night and were talking about how to two of us are going to be single forever.
Neither of us have really had a serious boyfriend in the five and half years we have known each other, but thats mostly through choice.
I dont think i could ever get someone to wise up to me. A lot of people don't understand my sense of humour. I know some people think "WTF" haha, or maybe tell me to use my 'inside voice."
Im not the easiest to understand, I like debates, arguments, passion, chubby hairy men, and men taller than me with their own teeth.
For some reason, I can never find anyone who can drive or ever have credit in their phone either. Its not that im fussy, maybe i am, but i simply do not want a boyfriend.
Just as well cos im Goddam ugly anyway.
I remember a guy texting once and asked what i was up to. I said "Watching Glee and cutting my toenails." NO reply!!! Shocker.
I used to be married,OMG HER??? i hear you cry.
Our wedding day was something straight out of a soap opera, I wont say which one in case people say the SCheme. We had a posh meal at a fancy hotel, with 10 people there, we couldnt afford any more than that.
After that we had everyone back to our flat, had a limbo party and i wore a denim mini dress at night and we had a limbo party. My bridesmaid snogged all the male guests and threw up in the toilet and we went to the local nightclub and danced to Aerosmith as the first dance.
Ach fast forward 13 years and here I am. I know Reisse would love me to find someone but the truth be told, I would get annoyed if someone was sitting beside me right now. I like my own company even though i do talk to myself a lot and once i got out the bath and swung my hair around like a l'oreal advert, it was so long and got wedged under my boob.
I dont think a guy would appreciate that kind of stuff.
Reisse used to try and set me up with people. He once gave my phone number to a waiter in a restaurant when he was 9 while i was at the toilet. I came back to the table and the poor guy says "Look im really sorry, and your son was sweet to do this but i'm engaged!!' I was mortified, had to convince him it was nothing to do with me.
He would stand behind men in Morrisons' or something whispering "what about him, he's kinda cute. Ill tap him on the shoulder so he turns round."
I went speed dating once for a laugh a few years ago and my friend and I got a bit pissed before it. We met one guy whose nose was practically on the other side of his face, one man who kept pulling out pictures of his children and crying because he wasn't allowed to see them and the last one was the funniest.
When we got there, you got 3 minutes with each person and there was one less man than women so there was a gap for a woman to be sitting on her own for a while. One woman was beside me getting on really well with some guy with no hair. They were having a laugh, while i waited. I didnt mind, i was drunk anyway.
By the time he got to me, we shook hands and started talking. Literally after he asked me name, Bridget Jones butted in and said "Sorry to interupt but are you actually interested in him?" she asked me, gesturing to her Black Widow mate.
I said "Well, I dont know, i havent had a chance to talk to him yet."
She shrieks "Well can I have him back then, we were talking and im probably going to go home with him." I was buckled.
The guy to be fair wasnt really that fussed.
I think she left with him, they probably have 2 children now, Edward and Marybelle, either that or she drunk herself into the gutter after he left before the morning coffee!!!
My question is this: Why do we have to be with someone, why are you feeling inadequate if you stay single?
Obviously your life may be a bit happier if you're with someone but it has to be the right person. I would rather be alone than unhappy again in a relationship. I won't make that mistake again.
On the one hand, life is short to spend it on your own but should you compromise?
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