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A collection of statuses
Bit weird that these are only from the last month. Im on facebook waaaaaaaay too much
i like the way in Dragons Den, the dragons say "Hi Im Deborah" or "HI im Peter," like they're not so arrogant they assume everyone will know who they are.
Great so spend all day thinking "these plimsole shoe things feel massive". Yeah I'm a size 5, Reisse is an 11. So why am I wearing his shoes by mistake? Reminds me of the time my pants were on back to front
Wouldn't like to be a cow..... Like the bovine animal kind. Not a literal cow. Don't they not have knees. Getting down stairs would be a nightmare, and when people like Chad Hogan do that cow tipping thing in America then the cows can't get up again, don't they just think "FFs not again. Now I can't get up again!!"
Mind you if it's the second time it's happened, how did they get up the first time?
Nah definitely don't want to be a cow
Once during a drunken conversation, I was chatting with a guy who said he was going to start a band. It was going to have 4 members..... and they were doing it cos none of them were allowed to see their kids.
They had a Shaun, Mark, Ryan and an obligatory ethnic member. They were going to wear leather trousers and chicken curry stained vests (because they were depressed and couldn't see their kids. THey have banging tunes and .......wait for it. The name we came up with was
MAN BANNED.
(GEDDIT? Cos they were men who were 'banned' from the children) this was a fictional band.
I was in the support group called Pussy Patrol
just saw someone on that ayrshire buy and sell, selling a labrador and someone said ""Awww she's cute. I wish i had a house or i would buy her!'
WTf? are they just homeless people using library internet commenting on pictures of dogs for sale?
awwww man, i wanna go to bed early but Shawshanks coming on????? NAW ANGELA,YOU HAVE IT ON DVD. 'But Angela, Its on at the flick of a button, you don't even have to get up!!!'
ANGELA.......GO TO BED.
Ach ok Morgan, im a comin'
Reisse is away to the cinema with his friends and some boy I've never met before and they kept calling him Sylvester. I asked why an they said "cos he looks like rocky balboa except a wee bit wrong."
See these homeless people on X factor, there was one a few weeks ago, the guy, and he was homeless but his family were backstage to support him. How can they drag themselves along to watch him on the telly but not support him enough to give him a home and a bed?? Whole thing baffles me.
Getting old sucks. Was in the supermarket behind 3 teenage girls and they're like "my bbms not working, did josh call you? I'm buying milky bar buttons and do you like my leopard print hoop earrings?" and then I'm like "yeah can I buy this cheese and cat food And why the hell do I need to pay 3p for a bag????" I wanna be 14 again
To use the words of Kevin bridges, why does someone look at me as if I've done a sh##e in their kettle when I say there's no time left for more singers
Awww man I hate it when people sing paradise by the dashboard an smile At me while they're doing it and I've got to smile back and be like "yeah I love this song, I have never heard this like every SINGLE week!!!"
When you say you miss someone, it's easy to name something in particular. Your smile, your laugh, your hugs,....... Fact is there's nothing in particular I miss. Except every single little thing
Me and Natalie said all this stuff looks minging apart from "ah te chocolates ok, Reisse likes that." she says "yeah that energy drinks good" I said "I'd probably buy the tissues and the lemonade and maybe the chopped tomatoes for spag Bol!!!"
So we'd probably buy most of it then haha
I asked Reisse who he sat with at lunch and he said "er loads of people.' I said "I bet youre one of those kids in the American movies who no one likes and they throw cakes at.,"
He says "No way that's not me. If someone tells me to go away, I sit down anyway......then they move......and I just follow them!"""
My what beautiful eyes you have
Why thank you I grew them myself
awwww man jim in american pie was right......the pie needs to be warm. WARM DAMMIT. This pie sucks
Watching Michael Mcintyre dvd with Reisse and i just smiled at him.
Not Reisse........at Michael.
I just smiled affectionately at the TV
You'll never hear me say this ever and I know I get a lot of help with Reisse and god knows I think he's wonderful but being a single parent is sooooo hard
I was driving home and put my hand up to scratch my head. Ended up getting a fright, thought it was someone else's hand coming from the back seat. Nope! Was my hand!!!!
I remember once I ran out of petrol.........on the petrol station forecourt. Like 5 feet away from
The pump
It's not who you spend Friday night with.....
It's who you want to spend all day Saturday with
Someone said they liked my hair the day, like all curly like Keira knightly but with Keira plus half a stone. I said "Er No
It's like I'm carrying an extra Keira knightly on my back..,,,,,then with her hair." I would have said that was more accurate
shopping on ebay should be banned for me. I love it, like a big car boot sale that you don't need to stand next to smelly people to buy people's old crap
I've got a wee friend who works In the petrol station near me and there's a sign that says " please report all spillages to staff!" I said "what you going to do about it?" he shrugs and says "chuck a bit Of sand on it I suppose. It gets me out for 2 seconds when I get out with my bucket!!!!"
What's the definition of irony? Chatting at lunch time with the gayest boy in your work at te vending machine about fudge
Have you ever sneezed and followed through??? I just did!!! New pants please!!!
Hey Rhiannon Long David on my facebook has been tweeting Paul Bearer, remember the guy who used to bring the Undertaker out on WWF and now he is not allowed to ask him any more questions. OH My God, what fun we will have on Twitter when I come down harassing second rate celebrities until we are blocked. Remember Paul Bearer? I can't stop laughing at this
Imagine a guy asked you out and you didn't wanna go but you really wanted to go to dinner so you just said "well thanks but can I just have the money, me and my friend will go and we'll phone and tell you what it's like. That way you won't have to have the hassle of getting the bus?!!" that's being helpful isn't it?
There's a guy in the pub dancing to summer of 69 and kind of riding on the back of a larger lady like a horse while she grabs her own crotch
Have a plan to fill my night. I'm going to email companies and ask for free stuff, pointless things like pan scourers, cheese and tampons and ask.
Watching this random programme called Cheaters. Incredible. Guys (or women, dont want to be sexist), blatantly caught on camera cheating on their partners saying theyre at the bookstore, shop, pub??? whatever. Why do people do this?
I don't know about anyone else, but why bother being with someone if you're going to cheat?? isn't life short enough to spend it with someone you're not bothered about
Reisse and I watching the Paralympics and I said 'whats the swimmers disabilities." he says "it's obvious. Look at the way they're swimming." I say "Reisse that's the butterfly stroke!!!!"
Eww I just rubbed my eye and it made a squelching sound
Reisse just told me a joke. Sorry if it offends but it made me laugh
Sometimes when I can't sleep, I try counting sheep
But my ADHD is a nightmare.
One sheep, two sheep, dog, pig, old McDonald an hey Macarena
Natalie C says one of the dodgiest and grossest chat up line was 'fill me like a profiterole' and Natalie w overheard and said 'Why would someone fill you like a fritter roll??
Eavesdropping doesnt always pay hahaha
ha awww Reisse has his bank account open now so after he spoke to the woman, I was speaking to her about it while he was singing on the toilet really loud. i said "Sorry my son keeps singing loud. He's doing that Stooshe song Black Heart but sings 'daddy ive fallen for a lobster."
She was laughing and says "Ok ill call you back on Monday night and when i speak to you guys we can make the password 'lobster?"
So you know how I carry things in my bra, I came downstairs this morning put my bag in the car, my coffee cup, my keys bending down to do this. Didn't notice all the 12 workmen outside my house looking at my boobs. Man I bet they got a fright when I brought out my iPhone, iPod, house keys and make up bag!!!!! That'll be the last time they look!
Hey you, yeah you. I like your face.
See that face that you have?
I like it.
Yeah it's ok.
I like your face.
"I was not flirting there...I was being friendly>"
"you liar, you were sending telepathic penis missiles at her face and you know it."
Watching Oliver! Maybe I'm over thinking it, not seen it for years but it's a strange one. The relationship between Fagan and Bill Sykes is a weird one, like they don't like each other but still hang about together, kind of like a child molester situation with Fagan and the boys and Nancy is like a ginger throwback Sharon from Eastenders. Love it?
Leasa did not get this joke "what's the difference between and mountain goat and a goldfish? A gold fish likes mucking about in fountains "
Man it kinda annoys me when ppl put their names up to sing with things like "Wee Bob." I will just shout
Robert if that happens
the awkward moment when your sons friend phones you by mistake when it dials in his pocket and you hear exactly how 14 year old boys talk when you don't want to know
FFs I know the price of petrol is ridiculous but I went to asda this morning and it was at £130.9 X by the time I came out it was up to £133.9. That must be some sort of record
Got tickets for the Scotland World Cup qualifiers against Macedonia.
Last time Reisse and i went to a Scotland game, he went to buy a pie, was away for over an hour standing in the queue watching it on the telly, i was in tears with the police trying to find him and we had to get his name on the scoreboard to find him.
I hope this time, i just get to actually watch the game, the wee twit
Went to buy a ciabatta pizza in Morrisons and the checkout girl said "god that looks amazing." i said " yeah it's good. Had one last week, better than the sainsburys one, not that I eat a lot of pizza. You can tell that by looking at my stomach."
"haha yeah I wasn't looking at your stomach," she says. She will look now I reckon
Just phoned up a nice wee man fixing my computer and forgot that he probably doesn't know my name so said "Er hi it's angela hard drive!!!!!" like is that my sexy name?
Gave Reisse £20 note and told him to go to the shop, buy a wee sweet and get change for his bus fare in the morning. He comes back with a huge bag of peanut m&ms, doritos and wine gums. Only thing he had left was a £5 note and a £10 note. Totally defeated the purpose of getting change. Sent him back to the shop
pffttt
Reisse and I don't get the train a lot but we just had a fantastic time. When we got off, after talking the whole time, Reisse said "that part of the train smelled of sweat and disappointment "
Reisse and I don't get the train a lot but we just had a fantastic time. When we got off, after talking the whole time, Reisse said "that part of the train smelled of sweat and disappointment "
It's funny driving home at this time of night and seeing people who have obviously just met, thinking "Man, you're gonna regret that in the morning!!"
Conversation of the day.... Standing behind two elderly women "I fancy alan titchmarsh. He makes me all a quiver. Do you?"
"no not anymore. I used to but he disappointed me so I dont anymore!!"
Poor alan. I wonder what he did wrong
Moral of today's lesson..... When you have make up, keep it in a bag. When you have a foundation and use a sponge and it falls out into your normal bag and you spilled sugar into your normal bag an didnt wipe the sponge before you put it on your face.......you might wonder 3 hours later why your cheeks feel like sandpaper. Don't do it!!!
GOT told today by someone nameless at my work "Oh yeah, you;'re funny on Facebook.!""
Does that mean I'm shit in real life?
Rochelle bought tikka masala from asda and kept going on about the bargain she had how it was down from £2.75 to £2 and she just "wouldn't pay that!!!" so she showed us the packet and it was actually £2 down to £1.75. So after all that she only saved 25p
I just got an email from
Jimmy choo...... Are they kidding on? They haven't really researched the target market
Is it bad that I knew the number for spring onion crisps off by heart on the vending machine at work?
Must be a lot of pressure being a famous stand up comedian. Like you have to be funny ALL the time. What if you run out of funny stuff to say??
My work colleagues make absolutely no sense. I post pics of them on Facebook so they send me messages on TWITTER and ask me to tag the posts on Facebook?????? er hello. I dont even use twitter
Every time I walk past my cat I give him a little smile. I don't say anything, I just smile. Even I'm beginning to think that's odd and I know he does too
I found a diary from when I was 10. It said "wore my purple suit, had steak pie for dinner And weighed 6 stone." I remember thinking
Oh my god I probably need to lose 6 stone. I actually need to lose what I used to weigh. It's like I need to lose myself
What I learned on my trip to Morrisons in bonnyton.
1) bonnyton in predictive text is bobby town
2) you can see through a white top when it rains
3) it is not necessary to be id'd when buying My Girl on DVD
4) it is not necessary for me to be id'd when buying boyz n the hood on DVD (cos I'm old)
5) it is not necessary to make a joke with every single person you meet in the world. The checkout girl doesn't care about my son
Yeah I am a bit weird...,, I can make that observation on my own
i am going to post what Jason Manford said about Gary Barlow the other day because I identified with most of what was said. Maybe things were not as noticed with heartless people before the internet, because most of what they said online, they wouldn't dare say outloud because people would be disgusted.
BUT online they can be keyboard gangsters, and say what they like in their anonymous worlds.
A collection of statuses
Bit weird that these are only from the last month. Im on facebook waaaaaaaay too much
i like the way in Dragons Den, the dragons say "Hi Im Deborah" or "HI im Peter," like they're not so arrogant they assume everyone will know who they are.
Great so spend all day thinking "these plimsole shoe things feel massive". Yeah I'm a size 5, Reisse is an 11. So why am I wearing his shoes by mistake? Reminds me of the time my pants were on back to front
Wouldn't like to be a cow..... Like the bovine animal kind. Not a literal cow. Don't they not have knees. Getting down stairs would be a nightmare, and when people like Chad Hogan do that cow tipping thing in America then the cows can't get up again, don't they just think "FFs not again. Now I can't get up again!!"
Mind you if it's the second time it's happened, how did they get up the first time?
Nah definitely don't want to be a cow
Once during a drunken conversation, I was chatting with a guy who said he was going to start a band. It was going to have 4 members..... and they were doing it cos none of them were allowed to see their kids.
They had a Shaun, Mark, Ryan and an obligatory ethnic member. They were going to wear leather trousers and chicken curry stained vests (because they were depressed and couldn't see their kids. THey have banging tunes and .......wait for it. The name we came up with was
MAN BANNED.
(GEDDIT? Cos they were men who were 'banned' from the children) this was a fictional band.
I was in the support group called Pussy Patrol
just saw someone on that ayrshire buy and sell, selling a labrador and someone said ""Awww she's cute. I wish i had a house or i would buy her!'
WTf? are they just homeless people using library internet commenting on pictures of dogs for sale?
awwww man, i wanna go to bed early but Shawshanks coming on????? NAW ANGELA,YOU HAVE IT ON DVD. 'But Angela, Its on at the flick of a button, you don't even have to get up!!!'
ANGELA.......GO TO BED.
Ach ok Morgan, im a comin'
Reisse is away to the cinema with his friends and some boy I've never met before and they kept calling him Sylvester. I asked why an they said "cos he looks like rocky balboa except a wee bit wrong."
See these homeless people on X factor, there was one a few weeks ago, the guy, and he was homeless but his family were backstage to support him. How can they drag themselves along to watch him on the telly but not support him enough to give him a home and a bed?? Whole thing baffles me.
Getting old sucks. Was in the supermarket behind 3 teenage girls and they're like "my bbms not working, did josh call you? I'm buying milky bar buttons and do you like my leopard print hoop earrings?" and then I'm like "yeah can I buy this cheese and cat food And why the hell do I need to pay 3p for a bag????" I wanna be 14 again
To use the words of Kevin bridges, why does someone look at me as if I've done a sh##e in their kettle when I say there's no time left for more singers
Awww man I hate it when people sing paradise by the dashboard an smile At me while they're doing it and I've got to smile back and be like "yeah I love this song, I have never heard this like every SINGLE week!!!"
When you say you miss someone, it's easy to name something in particular. Your smile, your laugh, your hugs,....... Fact is there's nothing in particular I miss. Except every single little thing
Me and Natalie said all this stuff looks minging apart from "ah te chocolates ok, Reisse likes that." she says "yeah that energy drinks good" I said "I'd probably buy the tissues and the lemonade and maybe the chopped tomatoes for spag Bol!!!"
So we'd probably buy most of it then haha
I asked Reisse who he sat with at lunch and he said "er loads of people.' I said "I bet youre one of those kids in the American movies who no one likes and they throw cakes at.,"
He says "No way that's not me. If someone tells me to go away, I sit down anyway......then they move......and I just follow them!"""
My what beautiful eyes you have
Why thank you I grew them myself
awwww man jim in american pie was right......the pie needs to be warm. WARM DAMMIT. This pie sucks
Watching Michael Mcintyre dvd with Reisse and i just smiled at him.
Not Reisse........at Michael.
I just smiled affectionately at the TV
You'll never hear me say this ever and I know I get a lot of help with Reisse and god knows I think he's wonderful but being a single parent is sooooo hard
I was driving home and put my hand up to scratch my head. Ended up getting a fright, thought it was someone else's hand coming from the back seat. Nope! Was my hand!!!!
I remember once I ran out of petrol.........on the petrol station forecourt. Like 5 feet away from
The pump
It's not who you spend Friday night with.....
It's who you want to spend all day Saturday with
Someone said they liked my hair the day, like all curly like Keira knightly but with Keira plus half a stone. I said "Er No
It's like I'm carrying an extra Keira knightly on my back..,,,,,then with her hair." I would have said that was more accurate
shopping on ebay should be banned for me. I love it, like a big car boot sale that you don't need to stand next to smelly people to buy people's old crap
I've got a wee friend who works In the petrol station near me and there's a sign that says " please report all spillages to staff!" I said "what you going to do about it?" he shrugs and says "chuck a bit Of sand on it I suppose. It gets me out for 2 seconds when I get out with my bucket!!!!"
What's the definition of irony? Chatting at lunch time with the gayest boy in your work at te vending machine about fudge
Have you ever sneezed and followed through??? I just did!!! New pants please!!!
Hey Rhiannon Long David on my facebook has been tweeting Paul Bearer, remember the guy who used to bring the Undertaker out on WWF and now he is not allowed to ask him any more questions. OH My God, what fun we will have on Twitter when I come down harassing second rate celebrities until we are blocked. Remember Paul Bearer? I can't stop laughing at this
Imagine a guy asked you out and you didn't wanna go but you really wanted to go to dinner so you just said "well thanks but can I just have the money, me and my friend will go and we'll phone and tell you what it's like. That way you won't have to have the hassle of getting the bus?!!" that's being helpful isn't it?
There's a guy in the pub dancing to summer of 69 and kind of riding on the back of a larger lady like a horse while she grabs her own crotch
Have a plan to fill my night. I'm going to email companies and ask for free stuff, pointless things like pan scourers, cheese and tampons and ask.
Watching this random programme called Cheaters. Incredible. Guys (or women, dont want to be sexist), blatantly caught on camera cheating on their partners saying theyre at the bookstore, shop, pub??? whatever. Why do people do this?
I don't know about anyone else, but why bother being with someone if you're going to cheat?? isn't life short enough to spend it with someone you're not bothered about
Reisse and I watching the Paralympics and I said 'whats the swimmers disabilities." he says "it's obvious. Look at the way they're swimming." I say "Reisse that's the butterfly stroke!!!!"
Eww I just rubbed my eye and it made a squelching sound
Reisse just told me a joke. Sorry if it offends but it made me laugh
Sometimes when I can't sleep, I try counting sheep
But my ADHD is a nightmare.
One sheep, two sheep, dog, pig, old McDonald an hey Macarena
Natalie C says one of the dodgiest and grossest chat up line was 'fill me like a profiterole' and Natalie w overheard and said 'Why would someone fill you like a fritter roll??
Eavesdropping doesnt always pay hahaha
ha awww Reisse has his bank account open now so after he spoke to the woman, I was speaking to her about it while he was singing on the toilet really loud. i said "Sorry my son keeps singing loud. He's doing that Stooshe song Black Heart but sings 'daddy ive fallen for a lobster."
She was laughing and says "Ok ill call you back on Monday night and when i speak to you guys we can make the password 'lobster?"
So you know how I carry things in my bra, I came downstairs this morning put my bag in the car, my coffee cup, my keys bending down to do this. Didn't notice all the 12 workmen outside my house looking at my boobs. Man I bet they got a fright when I brought out my iPhone, iPod, house keys and make up bag!!!!! That'll be the last time they look!
Hey you, yeah you. I like your face.
See that face that you have?
I like it.
Yeah it's ok.
I like your face.
"I was not flirting there...I was being friendly>"
"you liar, you were sending telepathic penis missiles at her face and you know it."
Watching Oliver! Maybe I'm over thinking it, not seen it for years but it's a strange one. The relationship between Fagan and Bill Sykes is a weird one, like they don't like each other but still hang about together, kind of like a child molester situation with Fagan and the boys and Nancy is like a ginger throwback Sharon from Eastenders. Love it?
Leasa did not get this joke "what's the difference between and mountain goat and a goldfish? A gold fish likes mucking about in fountains "
Man it kinda annoys me when ppl put their names up to sing with things like "Wee Bob." I will just shout
Robert if that happens
the awkward moment when your sons friend phones you by mistake when it dials in his pocket and you hear exactly how 14 year old boys talk when you don't want to know
FFs I know the price of petrol is ridiculous but I went to asda this morning and it was at £130.9 X by the time I came out it was up to £133.9. That must be some sort of record
Got tickets for the Scotland World Cup qualifiers against Macedonia.
Last time Reisse and i went to a Scotland game, he went to buy a pie, was away for over an hour standing in the queue watching it on the telly, i was in tears with the police trying to find him and we had to get his name on the scoreboard to find him.
I hope this time, i just get to actually watch the game, the wee twit
Went to buy a ciabatta pizza in Morrisons and the checkout girl said "god that looks amazing." i said " yeah it's good. Had one last week, better than the sainsburys one, not that I eat a lot of pizza. You can tell that by looking at my stomach."
"haha yeah I wasn't looking at your stomach," she says. She will look now I reckon
Just phoned up a nice wee man fixing my computer and forgot that he probably doesn't know my name so said "Er hi it's angela hard drive!!!!!" like is that my sexy name?
Gave Reisse £20 note and told him to go to the shop, buy a wee sweet and get change for his bus fare in the morning. He comes back with a huge bag of peanut m&ms, doritos and wine gums. Only thing he had left was a £5 note and a £10 note. Totally defeated the purpose of getting change. Sent him back to the shop
pffttt
Reisse and I don't get the train a lot but we just had a fantastic time. When we got off, after talking the whole time, Reisse said "that part of the train smelled of sweat and disappointment "
Reisse and I don't get the train a lot but we just had a fantastic time. When we got off, after talking the whole time, Reisse said "that part of the train smelled of sweat and disappointment "
It's funny driving home at this time of night and seeing people who have obviously just met, thinking "Man, you're gonna regret that in the morning!!"
Conversation of the day.... Standing behind two elderly women "I fancy alan titchmarsh. He makes me all a quiver. Do you?"
"no not anymore. I used to but he disappointed me so I dont anymore!!"
Poor alan. I wonder what he did wrong
Moral of today's lesson..... When you have make up, keep it in a bag. When you have a foundation and use a sponge and it falls out into your normal bag and you spilled sugar into your normal bag an didnt wipe the sponge before you put it on your face.......you might wonder 3 hours later why your cheeks feel like sandpaper. Don't do it!!!
GOT told today by someone nameless at my work "Oh yeah, you;'re funny on Facebook.!""
Does that mean I'm shit in real life?
Rochelle bought tikka masala from asda and kept going on about the bargain she had how it was down from £2.75 to £2 and she just "wouldn't pay that!!!" so she showed us the packet and it was actually £2 down to £1.75. So after all that she only saved 25p
I just got an email from
Jimmy choo...... Are they kidding on? They haven't really researched the target market
Is it bad that I knew the number for spring onion crisps off by heart on the vending machine at work?
Must be a lot of pressure being a famous stand up comedian. Like you have to be funny ALL the time. What if you run out of funny stuff to say??
My work colleagues make absolutely no sense. I post pics of them on Facebook so they send me messages on TWITTER and ask me to tag the posts on Facebook?????? er hello. I dont even use twitter
Every time I walk past my cat I give him a little smile. I don't say anything, I just smile. Even I'm beginning to think that's odd and I know he does too
I found a diary from when I was 10. It said "wore my purple suit, had steak pie for dinner And weighed 6 stone." I remember thinking
Oh my god I probably need to lose 6 stone. I actually need to lose what I used to weigh. It's like I need to lose myself
What I learned on my trip to Morrisons in bonnyton.
1) bonnyton in predictive text is bobby town
2) you can see through a white top when it rains
3) it is not necessary to be id'd when buying My Girl on DVD
4) it is not necessary for me to be id'd when buying boyz n the hood on DVD (cos I'm old)
5) it is not necessary to make a joke with every single person you meet in the world. The checkout girl doesn't care about my son
Yeah I am a bit weird...,, I can make that observation on my own
i am going to post what Jason Manford said about Gary Barlow the other day because I identified with most of what was said. Maybe things were not as noticed with heartless people before the internet, because most of what they said online, they wouldn't dare say outloud because people would be disgusted.
BUT online they can be keyboard gangsters, and say what they like in their anonymous worlds.
When we lost Scott, the empathy that came from everyone i got, was amazing.People who knew him personally, people who only knew me but felt for my family, whether i knew only from the internet or from real life, but people showed themselves to be wonderful in general. AND it still goes on, because that's what people do. Like Jason Manford said, the human heart has the ability to feel grief on its own but also empathy for other people at the same time, we, on a whole, care about each other. Sorry it's long but feeling difficult today and this is the best place to vent.
Not aimed at anyone but see all these girls (or boys) who get a bf and are suddenly going everywhere and I do mean everywhere together,buying cars/dogs together and spending evry waking moment together, maybe I'm too much like a guy but I wouldn't be able to stand it. I don't know what my point is here, just an observation
Reisses response when I asked him if he locked the front door .........
No a thought id leave unlocked leaving it open to any leprecauns or peasants to invade n attack the our house in other words yes I did x
No a thought id leave unlocked leaving it open to any leprecauns or peasants to invade n attack the our house in other words yes I did x
Friend of mine just said to me
"you're just a wee firework. Once you're lit, you explode into wonderful colours."
Nice way of putting it I think
"you're just a wee firework. Once you're lit, you explode into wonderful colours."
Nice way of putting it I think
Ha after telling Reisse to get out of bed about 6 or 7 times this morning, I was having a coffee in the living room. I shouted through "are you up? Hello. Are you up? REISSE?" he shouts through "yes woman, I'm up. If you'd like to come through and check on my progress you are more than welcome!!"
reisse just asked who that was, i said "John Lennon,"
he thought it was Ozzy Osborne. I need to educate him
he thought it was Ozzy Osborne. I need to educate him
If you're too drunk to write it on a bit of paper.......you're too drunk to sing it. TRUST ME
i really need to go to sleep but ive become involved in a very heated debate online with total strangers about why we should stop ogling tom daley for his sexiness and just support him as an athlete. i dont know any of these people but i dont want to miss anything
Overwhelming urge to ask the staff in pound land how much things are. Need to behave when I'm alone
Literally cannot wait to see that boy of mine this afternoon........on the downside, it does mean i have to stop walking round the house in my pants.
Ooooh ho. Cleaning out Reisses room and Have found ........ A David beckham calendar circa 2006
i remember when i was 22, i read in a magazine celebrity arse sizes. J lo was 50 centimetres and Britney was 28 cm.
I WAS THE SAME AS BRITNEY.
Im too scared to measure now
I WAS THE SAME AS BRITNEY.
Im too scared to measure now
So maybe I was overly friendly with the strange Icelandic man who came to my house tonight. First I took him in the bedroom, then he gave me money and stroked my cat......Ach calm down he came to buy Reisse"s old bed. I do feel like he's a dear friend now though........ Me and Thor from Iceland
I did a pose like ussein bolt and Audrey says "you're not like ussein cos you're not black!" I said "Er and I'm not a man, not fast or Jamaican?" so the only reason Audrey says I wasn't like him was cos I'm not
Black????
Black????
i remember on my driving lesson i asked the instructor what would happen ifyou go round a roundabout on your test and sneeze, cos obviously your eyes close. She genuinely didnt have an answer for that, apparently she had never been asked that before.
Darcy hangs around when i'm having my tea to see what he can get as left overs........however as i'm on this stupid diet, he was raging to find i'd eaten all the steak and left the stupid celery. I could feel him staring at me with hatred
yeah............so turns out you have to wear clothes on a leather sofa otherwise you get stuck
Sam from Towie said Lucy hadn't been Unloyal and Disfaithful. Does anyone see whats wrong with that sentence
haha love that wee jamaican runner up. He talks so fast the reporter was like "Sorry????? again????"
Does Jack Bauer never get any sleep or a bit to eat? Feel like I should do a Paul Gascoigne and take him a roast chicken and a fishing rod
Wonder if he'd be as good a runner if his name was Ussein Slow
just off the phone to the Boy and we were talking about the Olympics and he says "Yeah,do you know the long jump record belongs to a Chinese man who jumped the equivalent of 13 motorbikes.'
I said "I think I could do that, I could be in the Olympics next time, '
Reisse says "Mum you probably couldn't even jump over our cat if he got in the way!!'
I said "I think I could do that, I could be in the Olympics next time, '
Reisse says "Mum you probably couldn't even jump over our cat if he got in the way!!'
Shouting up the names at karaoke I shouted "wullie, up you come!" I swear I didn't even mean it!!!!
Imagine you were like a pesky old woman who kept going and getting wallpaper samples and papered her house for free
Just listened in to an old couple talking about dog food intently for ages looking at it saying "I'm no getting her the 89p stuff, she doesn't deserve it. I'm no spoiling her, " "no you're right don't spoil her, shes been rubbish lately, 30p is enough. Get her that." "yeah we don't want her getting used to 89p stuff when she's acting like that!!!" I don't want to be that dog!
So
I have emailed mark zuckerberg, mighty inventor, to air my views, let him know what improvements I think should be made and what Facebook means to me. I think he will find me relevant and we will become friends
I have emailed mark zuckerberg, mighty inventor, to air my views, let him know what improvements I think should be made and what Facebook means to me. I think he will find me relevant and we will become friends
Phone call tonight from the boy on his update and his news includes: "I am playing in the cadets pool team tonight, they gave me new waterproofs but the captain looked at me and said 'large' and I thought he called me 'LARD' so I said 'hey'. I have 2 new nicknames fudge nuts and pinball??? And I had my first shave!!" What a boy! He misses me though
ad a phonecall from the BEST BOY IN THE WORLDtm (copyrighted) and he has passed his shooting test and fieldcraft so tomorrow he just has to do his drill and he will move up a level. WELL DONE REISSE!!! Knew you could do it!!!♥
is it bad that i heard a knock at my door (i never answer my door really), but he kept knocking, and i just stood behind the spyhole staring at him like a creep, watched him for ages, then he started waving at the spyhole, i hid behind it cos i thought he could see me, then shouted pretending to talk to a make believe child asking if they were going to be answering the door, saying "well, If you're not going to get it, I will," put on my dressing gown, messed up my hair, answered the door, told him i couldnt talk cos my 3 year old was in the bath alone.?? i"m going to Hell aren't i?
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