SOMETIMES A LAUGH IS ALL YOU NEED

11/01/11
Reisse was doing a report on Stirling BAttle in HIstory and had written a big long report as an eyewitness account saying "I was watching William Wallace, riding into battle and his face was covered in blue paint."
Then he said "Oops sorry I better rewrite that, thats the plot from Braveheart!"

07/01/10
Me and Jaclyn were talking about this guy that wanted to go out with me and she said ""oooh you should do it. ' i said "I know,I need it, like a flower needs the rain."
She says " aye your flower needs the rain!!"

09/11/10
Amy and I went to a Sally Buxton psychic night and Amy said "How come she only ever gets messages from dead people?'

09/11/10
reisse and i were going on a road trip, and i said to him, "Go and find out how much the Dunoon ferry is?" So he goes off and comes running and back then falls over and says ""OOh i hurt my knee!" and shows me a wee scratch.
fifteen minutes later he starts crying and i said "what you crying for?'
he says "I hurt my leg."
I said that was fifteen minutes ago and he says "Yeah i know but when i fell there was girls watching me so i couldnt cry until we were away from them!"

17/10/11
Reisse got some biscuits from the supermarket and was decorating them and got the icing everywhere. he started laughing and said "Well im sooooo sorry im not very autistic!"
I think you mean ARTISTIC son haha x

06/02/12
I told reisse that Heather from Eastenders was going to be killed by Ben, and Reisse said "How is he going to do it, give her fruit?'

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